11 President Lincoln emancipating the Slave Leias
10 Jaime Ruiz memorial “Too Soon” celebrity zombie walk, hosted by Dick Clark
9 Kevin Smith and Chris Hardwick enter Thunderdome to take on local favorite Brian Augustyn for the title of Extreme Podcaster
8 The stormtrooper/Ghostbusters feud escalated to violence
7 The Star Fleet cosplayers finally eliminated the Klingon cosplayers from this sector
6 Cross-gender Blues Brothers cosplay
5 The guys from the Christian Comics Coalition trying to perform Last Rites on all of the zombies they encountered
4 A production of Fiddler on the Roof performed entirely by anime cosplayers
3 George Perez healed the sick, clothed the poor, and housed the homeless with the power of his mighty pencils
2 There were so many people wearing fezes in public, that Sheriff Joe decided to ban them
1 You’re supposed to be able to find anything you want on the dealer’s floor, but selling transplantable organs to teenagers is not OK